The Churchanese Dictionary Paperback – Large Print

By Author Laura P. Thomas

Book Description:

The Churchanese Dictionary: Holy Humor for Every Pew
Step into the hilarious world of church culture like you’ve never seen it before! The Churchanese Dictionary is a laugh-out-loud collection of made-up words, witty definitions, and comical illustrations that capture the unique quirks, sayings, and sacred sass found in the pews.
From “Praise Puddle” (crying so much in worship you leave a puddle on the carpet) to “Sancti-snark” (spiritual shade disguised as a blessing), this book celebrates the joy, humor, and heart of Christian life while poking fun at those moments every believer has seen (or lived through!).


What’s Inside:

• 200+ Original Churchanese Terms – funny, creative, and oh-so-relatable.

• Comical Illustrations that bring each definition to life in a cartoon-style format.

• Sections & Chapters that highlight different church moments: worship, food & fellowship, pew personalities, prayer life, Bible blunders, and more.

• Usage Examples that will have you laughing, nodding, and saying, “That’s so true!”

Perfect For:

• Church members who love to laugh at the lighter side of faith.

• Pastors, ministers, and leaders looking for a fun gift for their congregation.

• Friends and family who enjoy humor, satire, and witty wordplay.

• Anyone who’s ever sat in a pew and thought, “Only in church…”

Why You’ll Love It:
Faith is serious — but it’s also full of joy, laughter, and community. The Churchanese Dictionary blends humor and heart, reminding us that God gave us laughter, too. Whether you read it alone, share it in Bible study, or gift it to a friend, it’s guaranteed to spark conversations and chuckles.


Get your copy today and discover the language of laughter in the Lord’s house!